Fun at the mall

I went to the mall last friday night. Robyn wanted Canes and i felt like chinese so i went off alone to one of the two Chinese places. At the mall the two Chinese restaurants are directly across from each other. I went to one of them and they started harassing me with a free sample. I would like to show you the next few min
Me:Are yall better than they are?
Lady one:oh yes much better
Me:ok i will be right back
(i walk across the food court and get harassed with free samples)
Lady 2: you want rice or noodle?
Me:I'm not sure yet, the lady over there said that their chinese food was better than yours
Lady 2:oh no, we much better
Me:ok i'll be right back
(i walk back to the first buffet line)
Lady 1:ok you ready now?
Me:well they told me they were better than you were
Lady 1:oh no no, we are much better
Me:what makes your food better?
Man 1:we are much better quality
Me:ok i'll be right back
(walk back over)
Me:they said they had much better quality food
Lady 2:I speak chinese, none of them know how
Me:Hold up i need to check this out
(walk back over)
Me:They told no one over here could speak chinese
Lady 1:hehehe here's a free sample
(i walked back one more time)
Lady 2: Now you see, do you want a chinese man to cook your soul food? No! you want a black man to cook your soul food. And you no want a mexican cooking your chinese. Now what you want? Rice or noodle?
Me:Noodle

I went back to get some napkins and a mexican man walked out of the kitchen with a plate full of chicken.
Lady 2:He no cooks, he just cuts. Chinese man cooks.