Valentine monkey

my yellow lab roxie has finally met her match. This is a dog that fearlessly leaped out of the bed of a truck moving thirty miles per hour, attacks fireworks, tries to jump into campfire, and looks the neighbor's viscous pitbull in the face and tries to play.
with my valentine gift i received a giant balloon in the shape of a monkey. this monkey has a very stupid look on his face and is wearing a pair of boxers with little hearts all over it.
i thought it we be funny to tie the end of the balloon onto roxie's collar. At first she gave very little notice to it and went on her way. a few seconds later she realized the thing was following her and she freaked out and ran into a door. After jumping on my mom's bed and staring at it suspiciously she started to whine . I felt bad and cut it off of her, now she will not walk by it.